Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML
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uprising_fml 0
what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .
Irishxoxo 2
At least you tried to defend your daughter.
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bestbelieber 6
if this is true i honestly hate humans more than i did before...
liveitup222 1
I don't mean to be rude, but are you new to black friday shopping? It is not a place for small children, especially with electronics involved. That man was completely out of line and dispicable, but if at all possible leave your children at home next time. People are crazy.
MsCane 6
Who gives a **** about the reason the child was there? That grown ass man had no business hitting her. I would be in jail right now. **** Best Buy!
televishun 7
THANK YOU! I am so sick of commentors blaming the victim and her mother! It doesn't matter WHY someone is in a certain place, YOU JUST DON'T HIT THEM FOR STUPID SHIT! PERIOD.
btbamfan75 0
i would have ****** his ass up, how can anyone have the oddacity to hit a little girl? **** that guy. you did the right thing OP
ever_enthralled 19
As awful as that is (and I have full sympathy for your daughter), you really should have known better than to take a 5 year old with you to a black friday sale; those things get crazy!
Muwahaha_fml 4
That sucks, my best buy was quiete pleasant.
stewie13_666 0
Dumbass. Next time you'll think twice about taking your 5 year old daughter to a black Friday sale huh?
Karma_apoc 8
Jokes on him, OP's daughter is the Skrillex call 911 now girl.
mileyfan17 8
What a jerk next time kick him in the nuts
Rainbowface 2
You should've taken his pic and called the cops and got the bastard arrested and made him pay your daughter's med bills as well.as for bein banned,well,YDI for taking a 5 year old out on literally the worst and most shameful day of the american year.hell 360's have been out for years now and I got a good one for only 100 bucks and I didn't have to go to some stupid sale and risk my child's life for it.you wanna save money? Learn how to shop around and stop bein pathetic
televishun 7
soo....... basically you're blaming the mother of an assault victim for someone ELSES horrendous behavior? You know..... a completely separate human being that the op had no control over? Yeah, that's some real steadfast logic there.
Rainbowface 2
K asshole she or he deserves being banned,NOT his or her daughter being hurt.and like I said I certainly hoped the cops were indeed called