Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML
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uprising_fml 0
what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .
Irishxoxo 2
At least you tried to defend your daughter.
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Comments (392)
sxdryv 14
I woulda done the same thing. Good on ya
phin1234 5
Why would u bring your 5 year old daughter to best buy during black Friday????
angryyute 4
I applaud for punching the dude that hit your daughter. I'd probably be in jail if some asshole hit my 2 kids
rebelndisguise 3
Props for doing the right thing...
KatCardenas 5
Best parent ever!
ogtwag 2
Call the police. He hit a five-year old for ****'s sake. Lock that piece of shit up.
notthechosen 6
I can't believe people turn so barbaric over a few sales, disgusting. I hope you filed assault charges against the b*stard, really who goes around punching out 5 year olds. Way to defend her, though :)
howbout_thisone 13
That guy deserved the bloody nose and then some.
katt_is_here 24
OP is my hero. To all you people crying about the fact that he brought his daughter to the store: WTF is wrong with you? Should he leave her at home alone or something? You should be able to take your child to a public place without fear of her being punched. This is not an OP fail, this is a society fail.
Rainbowface 2
Now this is just stupid! You hear about people bein TRAMPLED and PEPPER SPRAYED during these damn sales.any responsible parent would say 'hmm, I should prolly get a babysitter for my 5 year old instead of takin her to a sale where I know people'll be goin crazy' that's completely irresponsible I would NEVER take my child into that enviroment!!
katt_is_here 24
If you want to raise your kid in a plastic bubble, I guess that's your call. I feel sorry for the kid though. There is this saying that my mom always said. "Hindsight is 20/20." I'm sure if he thought for a minute that some neanderthal was going to punch his little girl, he would have made different choices. As far as people being TRAMPLED and PEPPER SPRAYED, you usually hear about other adults doing that to other adults. I mean, who the **** punches a kid? Besides, he didn't say that he went in when the doors opened in the morning or anything like that. He could have gone later in the day when it is much safer. Oh, and have you ever heard of how hard it is to get a babysitter on that day?
monkeebalz 0
Why would a 5 year old girl want an xbox?