Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
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Bakarra 22
Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)
Shortay123 14
I'm sure if you know him well enough it wasn't too big of a deal. Just laugh it off and make it up to him. (: Text him and say "Sorry about the other day, I hope your fingers aren't damaged too bad. Perhaps I could make it up to you by taking you out to lunch?" There is always a way to turn a seemingly unredeemable disaster into an opportunity. (:
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Comments (76)
Karma220 7
Well did you offer to kiss the boo-boo?
MrClean17 15
I'm sure if she kissed something else of his he would be more interested
RedPillSucks 33
obviously?Mr. Kleen wants to be kissed on his shiny noggin
Jacksparrow72 21
If his fingers need to be amputated attach some scissors and call him edward.
Bakarra 22
What is that? An idea for the prequel to the twilight series?
ksktwin84 14
....he means as in Edward Scissorhands
cloudygirl5 16
Wow just wow *facepalm*
cloudygirl5 16
(@ bakara)
fdupagain 11
Edward Scissorhands is a classic. A modern day (in it's time) twist on beauty and the beast. The younger generation knows nothing about good entertainment. Twilight is a prime example of that. The fact that you don't know one of the best classics, AND mentioned Twilight- well, it makes me afraid for my girls's future.
kerrwoof 13
I've had this happen to me before, except I was the one being surprised and had my fingers slammed in the locker. Not fun. F his life!
Fluffydemise 18
I'm pretty sure you surprised him. Mission complete.
lilhellian 27
But but it works in the movies! D:
challan 19
Well, you surprised him alright! Mission accomplished. Is your plan to kick him in the balls on your next encounter, or are you slowly building to that?
Fluffydemise 18
I'm gonna sue you for plagiarism! And...and...unoriginality! :O
challan 19
My defense is that I have a crappy phone, and its therefore slower. Maybe we could settle with the fact that great minds think a like.
Fluffydemise 18
Yeah no worries. Great minds huh? More like dumb luck xD
debbster7 18
Didn't you know? Violence is the way to show someone you love them!
greenfishbait 19
Not exactly the best way to get someones attention.
Bakarra 22
Reminds me of the butler from Mr Deeds. Unless he's always had a crush on the butler I'm gonna say yea her logic is flawed
FitForFun 11
I don't see the FML she seems to have accomplished her goal...