Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML
Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML
Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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CryoShock 14
Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?
DocBastard 40
Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late
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Comments (61)
Saraishi 25
Seriously? .... Seriously??? I'm sorry for your loss, OP, and that you had to deal with a beyond disrespectful pastor.
AlexKing17 12
Why does a priest need sunglasses, it isn't a compulsory part of the outfit surely....?
cinnamininini 5
Hence, "fashionably"
seifsoliman 16
When did Barney Stinson become a pastor ? :D
ToBeFilledInLate 11
Listen, the house of God has no room for haters ok? You can't give a sermon and be relateable to the youth without sunglasses. (sarcasm)
Falsefacts 5
Falling in reverse!! Anybody?
yoyoyowhatup 11
What, both of your grandparents died at the same time?
thewife5 19
Some people have highly sensitive eyes and need shades when outside.. Hopefully it's something like this and not him being a complete dick.
Yellowjello1800 7
Now that's the real meaning of fashionably late! ;)
jinsy 13
FASHIONably late... Get it.... Sorry for your loss