Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Top comments
ygdrassil 17
She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.
gracehi 33
You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.
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Comments (130)
I_Like_Vimto 6
FYL definitely. Did it occur to anyone that the restaurant must not have been very classy if it would have the type of patrons that would do something like that?
Brookie015 3
Im surprised u didnt hunt her down and beat the crap out of her for kissing him! But congrats :P
doodoo10 10
you've just been trolled ;)
yumyumpoptart 16
be a fabulous story to tell the grand kids
Southernboy421 6
Well looks like your man is married to another girl.....
sgtcxelite 11
Engaged..
Kendrama94 3
I hope she didn't steal the ring.
Mandybruin 15
That's not an FML. That's more like a WTF and then an LOL. :)
tbenson0628 14
BWA hahaaa! it's not funny for u I'm sure, but it's kinda hilarious. Sorry OP. that really does suck but later down the line, it'll make a great story and u both will laugh about it. :} congrats too.
bergundytomato 9
at least she made it an unforgettable proposal
kkrazyangel 16
Thats just funny! Now you guys both have a story to tell forever!