Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Top comments
ygdrassil 17
She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.
gracehi 33
You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.
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Comments (130)
Kalipczo 21
This isn't really an FML. Although it may have put a damper on what could have been a very sentimental and important moment for you, she was probably just joking and you're still engaged.
llamafish 25
Actually, that kind of is why it's an FML. She and her boyfriend are having what is supposed to be a very heartfelt and important moment and then some random chick comes along and tries to ruin the moment. It's still an FML, maybe not to you, butbit sure was for OP.
ben827 10
Sounds like you got real life trolled. That sucks, but I hope everything went alright.
chris_a7x 11
Epic stranger is epic!!!
kitten1323 19
Wow, what a bitch
kirdypie 14
She is brilliant!
wagne057 6
Love at first sight.
collegedream121 8
That's a way to **** up a proposal
redhedsaysrawr 18
Attention ***** trying to be so funny, don't let it mess up the moment OP, it'll just be a funny memory to tell your grand kids one day.
Homer1975 14
it's a special memory in their lifetime, that crazy bitch ruined the romantic proposal
Homer1975 14
you know that's jealous, congratulation, be happyness
bischkeboy 3
You get two wives! Lucky you! Lol jks
Jordath_Fil 11
OP is a girl... FYI.