Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
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Hummbinger 5
Don't you have to agree to have nurses in training observe you? If not, they're all mature adults and -should- be professional about it.
whoareyou13 0
You didn't have to agree to it if you were uncomfortable. No doctor has the right to force a patient against their will. All you had to do was politely refuse. End of story.
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Comments (165)
perdix 31
There was probably at least one impostor in that group who was just a perv who wanted to get a good look at your hoo-hah.
HesJustTheBest 0
Implying men don't go into gynecology for the free show. Hell who wouldn't want to get paid to service women all day?
flapdoodle 2
hoo-ha. I would pay my gyno extra if he would use the word hoo-ha
DVecc 0
I think you're forgetting they need to examine all types of vaginas. perhaps someone comes in with a blue waffle... you're not allowed to puke
ComMed1 0
gynos don't always get to look at pretty vaginas. there are some nasty ones out there that should never be used again.
AceArctic 4
I could say something really gross here, but I feel that wouldn't be appreciated. Just think of fish smell, tacos, and corn starch and I think you'll get pretty close.
HesJustTheBest 0
Well like most jobs, there's always a downside (old people, women who don't wash or shave), but if you are persistant through those clients then you'll eventually get someone who takes good care of theirs. On another note, if you become a certified gynecologist AND proctologist, you would be legally capable of giving the shocker.
cherriekerrie 0
They brought in a male trainee for one of my doctor appointments also (though it was only an annual physical, nothing like what OP had). I told them I absoloutly did not want him there, but they ignored me and kept him there anyway. Some doctors are just douches.
BearGerhart 8
That's illegal. And at any point, you are allowed to leave a doctor's visit.
whoareyou13 0
KaySL, you always make my day. :) (And yes, I'm a girl. And no...)
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
Where do I apply?
Sweetpea137 0
love that band
pongo_lycaon 4
You could have refused to have them there so YDI
DocBastard 40
Observation is part of the training. Just keep in mind that they were probably almost as uncomfortable as you. My first time doing a cervical exam was definitely more difficult for me than for the patient, but she understood. There were a couple of times during medical school when a patient said "No students," but there were always patients who were understanding enough to know that today's students are tomorrow's professionals.
Chimi_fml 0
In soviet russia ****** stare at students
samuelchoo 0
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
AceArctic 4
In some cases I'm sure it does everywhere else as well o.O
momo1972 3
did you get any pictures for us?
FrickinFigures 0
You shouldn't have let them observe if you were uncomfortable with the situation.
kindlystfupls 0
pretty sure you could have said "no I do not want all these randoms staring at my twat." you do have choices ya know. why is everyone who posts fmls so stupid? lol