Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I saw a man begging for change downtown. I offered to buy him a meal, just to help him out with food. He said, "Sure, does Friday work?" I told him that I didn't mean it like that. Three hours later, he found me on Facebook. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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Top comments
Monikabug 9
Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.
JayBear14 11
there is such thing as a tram.
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Comments (179)
lala6_fml 0
lmaoooooo!
Ukeee_X 19
Even if he is homeless, I find that somewhat sweet....
grimowl 1
You met a nice fella, fyl. Go dress up with your work money if you feel that bad about it.
courttpaiige 0
ahahah!! thats so random! n_n
kylepwn1 0
hahahaha either he's crazy or u have to clean ur fukcing act up. big time
blaguman_fml 0
Seriously, man. I don't really understand how you can post this as a "F my life" thingy. Don't you think the guy who kindly offered you a beer should be the one we should be sorry for? :/ And I guess you didn't offer him something, as other comments suggested..
SadikOnuska 0
That is, without doubt, the chillest hobo ever. There is nothing wrong with that.
elemke123 0
Haha:)
Hawaii84 16
So you don't like free beer?
fangcutiepie 9
Arty least you got free beer