Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I saw a man begging for change downtown. I offered to buy him a meal, just to help him out with food. He said, "Sure, does Friday work?" I told him that I didn't mean it like that. Three hours later, he found me on Facebook. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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Top comments
Monikabug 9
Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.
JayBear14 11
there is such thing as a tram.
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Comments (179)
HisShadow 1
that's right, hipsters. dressing like a hobo will get you the company of hobos.
yuggi1 11
Accept his offering, OP. You know what they say!!! If you look like one and smell like one, you are one!
Monikabug 9
this comment wasn't meant to go here. Sorry! :>
PassTheDutch 0
haha. YDI
ProhibitionRose 14
most awesome hobo to ever live. and you are an idiot if you passed up a free beer.
zeta24 0
hey i was the homeless guy!!! u said u didnt have enough money to pay me back
Luvmehateme292 0
If you were the homeless guy then how are you posting on here silly goose? Oh I know! Public library! Silly me.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
eveyone knows that homeless geeks are still geeks. dude's got all the local wifi hotspot passwords hacked and stored in his smartphone.
steffxP 0
Hey, he could've followed you home instead.
underpaid011 0
COOL! free beer!! never turn one down. and who cares if it's 6 AM, you were just getting off work so that counts as 5 PM.
lauri30 0
free beer!!?? Never turn down free beer lol
geekychick 1
lol I a cackling here. hahah
tswiftbaby 15
aww, at least he was nice! accept the free beer, always accept free beer :D
Death_From_Above 0
agreed. never turn down a free cold one!