Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
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Top comments
ImInABox 6
Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!
ihasbrains 10
Romantic fool, lol.
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Comments (125)
waveman56 3
so obviously the whole "dance like nobody is watching" thing is complete bullshit
Predental 5
Those neighbors are MAJOR creeps! Nothing wrong with dancing in your house.
rawrxrawrx11 6
Idiot. Get a real girlfriend.
snowdrift 6
haha, not the sharpest tool in the shed eh? xD hes a keeper
Just_ol_Kole 0
Thats also the reason why you found a tri-pod set up in your front lawn the other day...
IHateBoyA 0
Oh like they done that before! -__- Your just a fool looking for love
OfficeNinja 5
just say you really REALLY love clean floors.
Bobby64 29
This reminds me of that one episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Spunky has a crush on a mop. ^_^ Anyway, if you're going to do something like that, OP, make sure the blinds are down first!
Arzee_fml_fml 0
Someone is lonely... I hope they recorded that!!!
Haydenob 0
Ask her out.