Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
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Top comments
DeuceDeuce 16
Polyjuice potion?
baxeh 29
Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?
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Comments (87)
schober60 13
Commit any federal crimes lately?haha maybe it was PI getting a DNA sample
jeanyrios 10
I would have ran out after the creeper
kutkutkut 8
Don't be suprised if you see a clone of you in the street real soon, like 10 of them :O
Morgansmom1118 0
No that isn't creepy not at all...omg lol
YouDontNomie 9
He's a wizard!
fmlrulesBolt 14
For DNA purposes? Still, that's weird.
samboodeee 4
Ok i might be downvoted for this but i usually laugh always about everything because for me not one thing is worth killing yourself like some people did i first thought of polyjuice potion (ok i wrote that wrong i know) and laughed and i would let stuff like that go because 10/10 of the people here on earth die so why takin life that serious? Why so worried? Just have fun no one will ever remember that any way haha
ihelent 10
He's going to leave it at a crime scene
Kerix_FML 10
Witch Craft !!!!!
TacoloverSWE 23
He's gonna use it to scan your DNA and do scientific experiments on it.