Cristie
Canada
Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
truckstopworker
Dude, WTF?
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Deconstructed
United States
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
blah blah
Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML
wherefelix
United States
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Have fun!
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
ronz
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Anonymous
Thunder Bay, Canada
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Anonymous
Mega creep
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
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Joshoa123 16
Jealousy is unattractive.
changesinme 0
'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'
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bossaye 6
he has no type of trust for u!!!!
winnn_fml 0
He did what he did, no one can trust a ****
hero3460 3
Do the creep. Oooooo
wriptidez 0
if u have cheated in your marriage can u blame him? on the other hand if u havent then u need to tell him that ur trustworthy and it bothers u that he thinks u would cheat when unever have before.....
Kelli_Rose 0
This is scary. Seriously. Is he your own personal stalker? From experience, I married a guy just like this. Guess what? After the psychotic stalker things he did didn't stop after 4 years of marriage, he turned it on me and became physically abusive. Dude's got issues. Be careful.
Nudi_fml 13
Run - and run fast.
DKjazz 20
Running's not going to work. He's got a truck, remember? Get a faster truck, OP, or a boat.
HelloNurse71 0
Hubby's got issues. And so does op if she doesn't get away from him.
jack_tells_truth 0
You married him, you deserve it. When you divorce, put more effort into finding a guy without trust issues
Monkeysmommy1 0
1- he needs to get a job. 2- he needs to get over it before he causes you to lose yours. 3- stop banging your co-workers and maybe he will stop stalking you at work.
JohnnyGraves 12
Too bad she works as a prostitute...