Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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FPsLife 5
#'s 40 and 50 are the most reasonable people here. At least the guy didn't gag like these people probably would have done.
Seti_fml 0
#53, is it our fault that having a bush is gross? Most people wouldn't be disgusted if there was a little hair there, but a bush implies (and well... the fact that the guy in the story could see it) that this was a copious amount of hair. The OP really should shave or trim it on occasion.
tobedark 0
that guys sounds like a douche. also you don't have to shave or anything, but you should at least get basketball shorts or something. they're comfy.
pxs 0
You actually slapped your ass "flirtatiously" in public to a complete stranger who'd apparently just complimented it? Wow, what if he had complimented something else? You're rather... oh well, YDI.
cryssycakesx3 23
imagine how she gestured to her bush...
neworleanz9thwd 0
Forget these people baby girl, I like it bushy... ;-)
latuka 0
dude im disgusted by these commenters. a girl don't gotta shave if she don't want to! god damn. i mean she can trim i guess. i think the major problem are the shorts. you coulda tucked the hair in or something. but still that was a BURN. i duno many guys who would have the balls to say shit like that. damn. asshole right ther. I completely agree with 55. you don't have to shave nothin' if you don't wanna. the guy was a douche bag, but you could wear bball shorts.
loveyababe 0
no need for long messages. SHAVE. problem solved.
barlessprison 16
Dear Schmoodles, Get longer shorts. Oh and don't go round slapping your ass in front of random strangers. It's not sexy. xoxo Gossip Girl.
LizzJizz 16
Lmfao!!! That shit was comedy, kudos.
mk_xoxo 0
yeah shave. YDI.
secretish 0
haha. FAIL!!!!