Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
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CTL_fml 0
gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
erikaisthebest 0
That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
How ******* immature do you have to be to get grossed out by some hair, which you probably have in the same area of your body (and more) if you're a guy. And if you're a female it's even more stupid, because it's not YOUR ******* vag, so it makes no difference in your life if another girl doesn't want to shave/wax.
xFaust_fml 12
It's your problem if you don't wanna shave but... For god's sake, what kind of shorts do you wear?? oO YDI! Buy some your size!
LilKonvicted 0
Pics or it didn't happen
nikkirito 0
YDI for ACTUALLY slapping your ass and for not shaving or trimming ... and for not wearing shorts that would cover it.
heatherjay 0
you must have one epic set of pubes. but i'm thinking the real problem here is that your shorts are tiny enough that any part of them could be showing. oh, and your shorts "had ridden up," not "had rode up."
ArtsySwag 0
I don't think there's anything wrong with not shaving. I think you should at least trim it though =/, otherwise it'll look like a jungle down there. The problem is that it seems like she wasn't wearing underwear with her shorts and the shorts were entirely too small? That's kinda gross. I think you should invest in some longer shorts & wear underwear next time =].
Art_Vandeley 0
#1 said it right.
01100110 0
YDI, and for acting slutty hahaha
lexy88 0
gross....at the very least have a mowed lawn.
kevind23 0
shave that...