Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in a bustling store, a woman waved at me. I didn’t recognize her but waved back enthusiastically and approached her. She frowned and said, “I was waving at my daughter.” Her daughter was behind me. A store clerk saw the whole thing and said, “Happens a lot to lonely people.” FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
You should've told her you were santa and that because she hurt your feelings, she's going on the naughty list next year.
IBelongToJeebus 0
Bitch went there.
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Comments (122)
ingram450 3
U should have said to the mom I'm so sorry ur child has tourrets
alethe9 0
Wow. That's horrible.
evebright 5
No honey, that's Santa's brother, Chester the molester. Poor traumatized mother.
thisisbullcrap 2
seriously? im going to sound like a bitch but that's not a FML young children say that sort of stuff all the time but i can see how your offended.
bee716 0
Ah the innocence of children!
attaboy368 20
Oh! You totally shoulda said YES~~what was the movie where Arnold did get pregnant??? That would have been awesome knowing her mother would have really had to do some talking to explain to her that men DON"T get pregnant hehehe
Forodin 0
Rfat
Blass_fml 2
Ooooh that's a sign... Put down those potato chips :P
johnnyw03 0
Wow really ur life sucks
abigailtaylor 1
Would have sucked worse if that happened to a girl...haha... Sorry man....