Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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aupilot 0
There is usually a process by which you can contest the ticket. You MIGHT be able to get out of it since it was an emergency.
kiko1544463 0
wow at least u did the right thing
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Comments (192)
Timismaster 0
sorry for your loss #6 :( , lifes a bitch ain't it?
jessxoxo28 5
awww.... ur so sweet! at least u did the right thing
plethora 3
#28: That'd be a lot funnier if it were original.
gs_fml 0
#6 im sorry #24 eat ur own ******* shit the OP doesnt deserve it!!!!
tiltwrestler 0
I swear... I like the idea of cops, and I like what they're supposed to do (enforce the law)... but it seems to me like all the bad people in the world want to be cops. If we had more decent people being cops, maybe they'd stop having such a bad rap all the time. I mean, really, what kind of insensitive prick gives a guy a ticket who's calling 9/11 and comforting a woman in critical condition? That's the kind of BS that makes me hate cops. If they're going to enforce the laws of this country, then I expect them to be decent people, who love others, this country, and God. However, I don't want some self-absorbed asshole telling me what to do all the time. **** that. People like this cop have no right to talk. The cop may have the badge, but he is NOT the one who did the right thing, in this instance! And that is a bad example for him to give. haha #28 good one and @24 you're a joke
BaldOuting 0
you should be able to get out of the ticket by fighting it...they wouldnt want to encourage people not to help out or to think twice before they do. you did the right thing good luck fighting the ticket
iloveericmaynor 0
#24 youre an asshole...
RavensRule97 0
complain to the city or whoever gave u the ticket u will prbly get the ticket revoked and OP... kudos for doing the right thing and 24... you are a douchebag. ppl like you are destroying the world
panda_rectum 0
@#55 -sorry, I'm not allowed to quote movies? i figured people who have seen the movie would get a good laugh. @#57 THANKS :)
RxSkater 0
dude take that ticket to court and tell them the story im sure the judge will drop it