Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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aupilot 0
There is usually a process by which you can contest the ticket. You MIGHT be able to get out of it since it was an emergency.
kiko1544463 0
wow at least u did the right thing
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Comments (192)
LordJilly 0
You're a good person, and you did the right thing. I would fight that ticket
ThatsAli3 0
that's terrible! Fight the ticket. you were doing something nice. = )
effmalife 0
**** YOUR life??? **** THAT WOMANS LIFE!!
belladonnafleur 0
#24 one day soon you will be hit by a car, and a cop will issue you a ticket while you bleed to death on the ground, so **** off!
maybeis 3
I hope you gave your name to the police and ambulance. Guaranteed way out of your ticket. Fact of the matter is, it was either a cop or parking patrol that was trying to direct traffic that gave it to you, not realizing you were the guy helping out.
nocturnal_crazy 1
That's what you get for being doing the right thing. Society sucks.
rAdi0k0n 0
MOTHER F***ER THAT SUCKS!!!! I'm so sorry man...
woahcomments 0
you saved a woman's life, and complain about a parking ticket? get over it!
shalvius 3
u helped someone in need, who cares about parking tiket
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Why does shit like this always seem to happen? You try to do something nice and it comes back to bite you in the ass. Don't kick yourself though, you were doing the right thing. If you have to go to court for the ticket you should definitely bring this up.