Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I’m getting so old that the local radio station that plays the “old classics” is playing songs I listened to in high school. FML
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views? 2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he? 3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.
BahahahLOL 0
Gimme that CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG!
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Comments (110)
mike3775 39
Why go to that school? I don't believe in the bible, so no way would I ever go to a school that would require me to attend church or take a class on the bible(some colleges do have those requirements), nor would I go to a school where they say to graduate, you have to do 40 hours of community service each year either.
CkMystic 0
too bad no one cares
nicolangelo 5
lol no one cares what your beliefs are
KidCracken 0
Sounds fun :)
CallMeHush 1
If ever some Purple Sticky needed to be be rolled up, now would be that time.
life_hates_you 0
Oh no, you did a nice thing for someone else! You're life must be ruined! Shut up and stop whining!
sum1two 0
agreed.
ulicksam 0
It's called volume control. Turn it down you moron. Unless you're burning a cd from the sound coming out the speaker, in which case you're a bigger moron.
davek 36
YDI, if you go to a Christian school you're gonna hear Christian music. What were you expecting, Cannibal Corpse?
Hidan_fml 0
Oh my god, I would ******* love that.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
He never said he wasn't a Christian. It may be he doesn't like the amateur 70s hippy sound, regardless of content. He may be a huge fan of Gospel, Christian Rock or Christian Death Metal for all we know. :)
sourgirl101 29
I agree. I've listen to many type of "Christian" music (even though I'm still not sure in my beliefs) such as Petra, D.C. Talk, Bride etc... but wouldn't want to hear hours of "Kumbaya My Lord". Also my sister went to TCU and got a hell of an education, and she's not a bible thumper nor were many of her associates! OP, it sucks but it's not a bad thing to be on the dean's good side. Just next time you do a favor, learn what it is in details beforehand.(:
atomheartm_fml 0
1- OP's a girl 2- You can be christian and be ashamed of all the crappy candid pseudo-hippie songs that christian students sing. 3- THERE ALWAYS SHALL BE A NUMBER 3
UpsidedownKayak 9
"went to TCU and got a hell of an education" Interesting choice of words there, Sourgirl, not an insult, just observing the irony.
sourgirl101 29
Upsidedown, she went, not I!(: I went to the school of Hard Knocks!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, I go to TCU!!
WTF_duck 0
Christian death metal? When do they play that, Good Friday?
flapdoodle 2
Uh, you should have told him to go to hell?
gusgus36 5
that's not that bad. your life will continue somehow.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
I fail to see the FML here. suck it up princess!