Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I’m getting so old that the local radio station that plays the “old classics” is playing songs I listened to in high school. FML
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views? 2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he? 3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.
BahahahLOL 0
Gimme that CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG!
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Comments (110)
Igor_g5 0
If you had done it with a better attitude and didn't complain about it you would have gotten a blessing.
cotyp95 0
Amen!!
iSitt 0
tell him you need access to his puter. Then search for his **** stash.
GriZzliie 3
lol agreed!!! the members of slayer were after all Christians that sang about satanism to get more ppl to listen to them!!!! and it worked!! m/
blad11 0
Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch because he always puts skippy in my lunch.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
if you went to a satanic school it would have been 70's heavy metal m/
dealerdon 0
and why didn't you let him borrow it and do the work himself
cocktailpeanut 3
I didn't need to read the whole thing. I hit YDI when I saw "I go to a small private Christian college".
natvv 0
"bible thumper christian" and "hippie" don't really go together.
XxHauteShot93 0
My thought exactly.
fidelityllama 0
Christian hippie? oxymoron!
daltonromanowski 11
Christian hippie and any variation of that phrase is not an oxymoron if you actually understand anything about Christianity's values. JUSSAYIN