Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I’m getting so old that the local radio station that plays the “old classics” is playing songs I listened to in high school. FML
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
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Top comments
dudeitsdanny 10
1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views? 2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he? 3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.
BahahahLOL 0
Gimme that CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG!
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Comments (110)
emsiti 6
im athiest ( dosent mean i disrespect your religion) but suck it up buttercup
screamo_neve 12
I was an atheist in a Christian school. (My parents forced me to go.) You could've simply told the man that you weren't interested in doing it. Then again, you really didn't have to listen... It's called volume control..? I also had to listen to shit similar to that. Since it's over and done with, suck it up and move on.
viaMannequin 1
Christians afraid of getting low, they scared they scared. But seriously, I would'nt last in a Christian school. More power to you.
maliceinwonderla_fml 0
YDI for saying yes. You didn't have to do it.
music_is_love51 0
It seems as though you'd ruin your reputation of a good Christian if you'd said no. I go to a Christian school as well, and I REEEALLY don't enjoy it...
naori 0
that's why never mention you got any thing worth while for people to abuse
rockon10 3
did you really just use the term bible thumper when you're the one going to a Christian college? if you don't like the people there then don't go there. otherwise get a new 'cool nick name' for the people you go to college with. That's not cool.
icelogic 0
I went to PCC, a small christian college and it sucked ass. Only got to listen to hymns.
osirisfrost 0
ever heard of a mute button? just sayin
xDisasterous 0
Hellz yeah for hippie music........not so much for the Christian part tho Dx I'm sorry man