Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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iCake 13
Not just an idiot. A lovely one
ByronJess 17
Or he secretly has cold feet.
thedoenut 5
Mabey you'll have twins
SiriusBlack97 17
As much as I'd like to agree, the production of multiples happens on the mother's part. The amount of eggs released during ovulation or whether or not the fertilized egg splits during mitosis of the cell can result in a multiple fetuses and later infants. Not the amount of sperm released on the father's part.
IronCOG117SR 4
Perhaps you should find a biology book for him? Although I doubt it would help at this point.
DanielleinDC 34
It might help if she smacks him upside the head with it. What a maroon. Really, OP, don't have a kid with this knucklehead.
mega20913 8
sounds like a reasonable hypothesis to me
Marvin_Kay 10
Trying to get a competetive child
jeff_757 5
Get back on the pill. There is already enough swamp water in the gene pool.
bakerella 29
Haahaha. If you knew your husband was this stupid when you married him, YDI
darkshadowgirl 3
Rude much^
jsmills92 15
Yeah, you probably shouldn't have a baby with that one. Haha
jdyo3 5
He's going to need the best sperm he can get being that stupid
hwkfan1 10
Whichever sperm is cumming in first will win the competition!
HighlandShadows 48
I know this is a pun... but there's a nagging, know-it-all part of me that won't quit until I mention that the first sperm almost never fertilizes the egg. Sorry ><