Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
She should've been smarter.
Exodiafinder687 58
That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.
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Comments (79)
mollypop35 28
I saw that you lived in Virginia, and you tutor calculus, and I immediately thought of my friend Kent. Maybe you are, I dunno...
feven 32
Over 8 million people in Virginia. The chances of you knowing OP is pretty slim.
katydid91 31
I think she's been watching too much Mean Girls but then again she could just really suck at math.
immaloser95 28
Reality vs. ****.
devildog562 33
What's the difference ?
Charles900 16
Perhaps she should find herself another tutor; you don't deserve that crap, OP.
lvg_fml 10
Wtf. Does no one have manners and consideration for people's feelings anymore. So sorry and I'm sure you're plenty hot Anyone who can do math is sexy in my eyes lol
dariustanrw 7
did anyone else realise that the girl said "you'd be HOTTER ".
NamelessFace 22
Yeah, that's kinda the FML...? What's your point?
tantanpanda 26
The point is that she saw at least some degree of hot in him. That can be assumed since she said "hotter".
burnthistown 20
That's just blatantly rude
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Don't tutor someone who's just gonna be rude to you
GunSlinger69 19
Don't help the ****.
Trolloled 16
"Yeah, also, it was expected of you to be smarter, but here we are."