Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Top comments
Jasim 17
She should've been smarter.
Exodiafinder687 58
That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.
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Comments (79)
R0kk0 3
"and i hoped you'd be smarter...but then again, if you were,you wouldn't be sitting here.." :)
patrickalamo 48
She just failed twice.
mrmcleod 29
"Damn, I was hoping for someone hotter too. Guess we're both shit out of luck."
azarel88 11
well that's when you turn around and wish her luck with her exams walking out like a boss.
Witchylady 18
She is there to study not flirt. Maybe you should have responded "I thought you would be smarter". See if she liked being told she isn't good enough
toxicLover28 19
It's not nice to what she said, but its also rude to be calling her dumb. Because everyone needs help with something
toxicLover28 19
Lol she expected a hot tutor
jamienicole1993 32
You're there to TEACH her not date her. So why should she care what you look like? That's shallow of her.
velaydon 10
Teach her all the wrong answers
ZorroRooster 19
Teach her everything the wrong way. Or man up and call her out on her extreme bitchiness.
blackvyper 8
You should have said "I thought you'd be smarter".