Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
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Wizardo 34
It amazes me how some of these kids have no perception and differentiation of reality and virtual reality... Or is this all a lie? Are we in the matrix?
blcksocks 19
"Of course not, I use MS Paint"
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Comments (107)
Fitzinator1995 13
wow, is the kid really that hardheaded?
Wraith09 15
How do you NOT beat someone like that with a textbook. It would take more patience than I have. Keep up the good fight....some of them will get it!
tannara 12
Did you punch him
worldclassrager 41
Depending on the experiment you could have him to do it so he can hopefully notice a difference....
OnionRescuer 5
Let's give the future a round of applause!
graceinsheepwear 34
In the spirit of the FML, I think we should use canned laughter.
sanecatlady 13
How old was this kid??
Vnzlan_girl 10
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
slayertack 19
That seems a little extreme.
jcross01 9
love the reference!! X-D
mzdaisylynn 12
does this kid know what photoshopped means or is he just repeating what people on the internet say?
papayeya 18
Well u need to Photoshop his A+ mark on his next test lol
jagged_glory 12
This is the reason why our generation is going to get blamed for everything