Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
The struggle is real
Today, after struggling to get up on time all week at 5 a.m., it's finally my day off, and boom, I'm up exactly at 5 a.m., naturally. No alarm, no struggle. FML
Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML
Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML
Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Hey, if you had nothing to do all day, enjoy your night! You sure will be awake for it.
ActionFearo 39
Unless you're workin nights, get your sleeping schedule back on track and you'll feel better!!
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Comments (43)
joshi42 16
I envy you.
DanCastellaneta 17
Your name says it all. Hopefully it was a regular non-work day
dreadlocmask 15
Even though you posted this at 5:32 pm? ?
Bandicoot88 16
You posted this at 5:32pm...
Hash13 13
Guess your body needed the rest. You will get back to normal routine in a few days as long as you forced yourself to bed on time and weren't awake all night.
yourfatneighbor 5
this is a good thing
blackonblight 33
You may well have something different with your sleep phase/circadian rhythms. For some people WHEN you sleep is just as important as how much. You might just be programmed to sleep at a later time. If it's seeming like that may be the case, go for a sleep study!