Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
The struggle is real
Today, after struggling to get up on time all week at 5 a.m., it's finally my day off, and boom, I'm up exactly at 5 a.m., naturally. No alarm, no struggle. FML
Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML
Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML
Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Hey, if you had nothing to do all day, enjoy your night! You sure will be awake for it.
ActionFearo 39
Unless you're workin nights, get your sleeping schedule back on track and you'll feel better!!
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Comments (43)
RickySleeves 20
How do you even do that??
nothing92x 13
Sometimes your sleep schedule goes to hell. Mine does since my job requires flexibility in start times.
shemademedoit 20
tell me about it #12. I just woke up and its 4pm
alwaysstabbing 19
time for an epic gaming night?
TerraShadow 18
this would be the perfect time to watch some netflix
Gillett 23
Don't feel bad OP. Your body obviously needed it. One day for a few months seems legit to me!
abNormal62 23
You lost a day but you regained much needed energy. your body knows when you need to slow down and take a significant rest
Thoricsteam20 24
Story of my life
brvnnx 18
I wish I had your life getting up at 6am sucks.
daken96 21
Hope it was the weekend. Or that is the most costly night sleep of your life man.
PickledSweets 22
Yeah, that's usually me too. I hate getting up in the morning; I'm a night owl.
barlos88 19
Well op, hope you at least get to enjoy the sunrise