Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Hopefully it was a horror movie. No one will hear their screams... Now you just need to figure out how to get rid of the bodies.
ALittleFreak 15
Spend the rest of the movie throwing popcorn at their heads. Just kidding you're better than that. That's garbage man, ditch them both.
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Comments (35)
ROTFLMAOLDM 13
And 2 more people added to the curb. One due to cheating and the other for being a lying backstabbing jerk. Sorry this happened OP.
faireanjell 5
Hope you poured your soda their heads before dumping both their ratchet asses
gtaagent2 2
Invite them both over for dinner and give them red wine but pour cyonide in their red wine because it hides the scent
nmrhog 15
And then deal with the bodies and cops sniffing around when they are reported missing and him with no alibi.
kakarot26 7
comes a time for better friends
johnbooger 19
i can feel the pain friend. rough times but at these times they make us stronger and we learn what it means to be human. its an unfair and cruel world that no one should experience. i wish you the best of luck and hope happiness follows.
howdmynosego 12
Change your contact name to a girl and call him
Ise_fml 6
OP!!!!!!!! What happened next???
Xkillz302 10
rule #1 on the bros code you don't date a bros,girl even after they broken up
AnnonoymsFMLuser 4
Tell her it's ok that she cheated on you because your doing the same make her feel hurt aswell
HonestPie 10
Hoes gon' be hoes