Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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Top comments
joawmeens 7
"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
XxXCrissyXxX 12
I guess it was a little too secret.
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Comments (69)
perdix 31
You should secretly record your boss's musings. Then, secretly play them back for your lawyer. This should get you a huge, secret sexual harassment settlement. Then, you can secretly love your ex-boss's big pile of money -- that's as close as he's going to get.
Juneyah1017 9
Ask for a raise!
pedinhuh 23
Why quit??? Record all of your conversation and sue him for sexual harassment! you can a good sum of cash easily
SpartanCEL 6
Good for you, he's sounds creepy
SpartanCEL 6
(time limit) and sue him, the fact that you can't make money anymore should be enough to win
Ahriannah 8
...run
JennNoVa 8
You shouldn't have had to quit your job. That's sexual harassment, you should have reported him!
lifestory2 5
Why would you quit? Turn him in.
brittyboo123 35
Damn, sorry OP. Hopefully you can find a better job soon!
everett75 4
Are u retarded? Why didn't u sue for sexual harassment?