Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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Top comments
joawmeens 7
"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
XxXCrissyXxX 12
I guess it was a little too secret.
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Comments (69)
golden_warrior 23
I think Bubba in prison likes secret relationships :)
Pesticides 19
...What?
rosatoscano 12
I don't think I understand what is being said here
rosenkrieger223 24
What the hell does prison have to do with anything here? It seems like I'm not the only confused about that...
jw90 18
Haha what the hell? What say we go in the closet and have a secret love session?
LemonandLime 13
Still a better love story than twilight.
Pesticides 19
oh god I miss these comments
DaLiquer 20
He is a freak, you should've reported him to his superiors! And if he is the business owner he will probably get sued eventually!
phooboy 10
You shouldn't have quit. Deny him your secret love, he fires you, and voila - unemployment benefits, which he contributes to. Double whammy.
Soloman212 28
Or at the very least, filed a very valid sexual harassment complaint.
venus89 17
Hmm. Record every conversation for evidence.
eyesmile27 7
It's not a secret anymore! XD
buckdharma 38
Listen, Do you want to know a secret?, Do you promise not to tell?, whoa oh, oh. Closer, Let me whisper in your ear, Say the words you long to hear, I'm in love with you.
Beva_fml 15
I hope he gets the point, but why didn't you file a sexual harassment complaint?
simsgirlgem 25
Smart move crap like that can escalate to stalker territory