Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML
Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.
Tweety122888 0
I bet they don't have cars....
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Comments (212)
brokenclockwork 0
lolol #13. and OP, why do you care about what they think?
dorito_danger 0
I moderated this and hit [NO]. F[M]L A vehicle is a vehicle. Be grateful, pfft. [spoiled brat]
Mirorbo 27
Ummm....they BOUGHT the vehicle with their own hard-earned money, and they were made fun of for it by their 'friends'. I fail to see how that makes them a spoiled brat....
dorito_danger 0
Anyone who saves and works hard for something doesn't give a damn what other people think about it. The fact that the dude is so upset over the laughing, makes me question the validity of the "saving".
Mirorbo 27
Um...there's a little something called 'feelings' and certain negative acts from 'friends' can hurt these said 'feelings' and make one think that they just wasted their time and money on something they're going to be ridiculed for until they save up for a replacement vehicle. I don't know if you're heard, darling, but these days, 'friends' can be total assholes and take a huge blow at one's self-esteem. Good heavens that was hard to say! Speaking smart is hard....
dorito_danger 0
Hmm, I suppose that's why I have a small amount of friends... Listening to people put you down isn't exactly [friendly]. The party involved should be seeking more meaningful relationships with less idiotic characters, perhaps? >.
Mirorbo 27
While that is true, not many people are intelligent enough to keep their circle of friends small, thus they invite just about everyone into it, including those who pretty much rape the definition of 'friend'. ....I think I just proved your point and made myself lose the debate within this conversation. I need to stop posting late....
dorito_danger 0
[giggles] You've proven a worthy adversary. [X
Mirorbo 27
Don't get used to it, darling. I'm very ditsy by nature. And this lanky dancer needs to hustle off to bed before he does too much more thinking...
xJRich5 3
Dorito Danger please don't go out in public, you're a disgrace to the human race.
RedPillSucks 33
How in the world can doritos be dangerous, dorito_danger???
beckybecks20 8
lmfao. dorito danger x)
Kanvis78 0
By eating tons of them I suppose? Turning servings per container into " 1 " . hah
dorito_danger 0
Sounds painful. /=
dorito_danger 0
Okay so that was supposed to be a reply to another comment. Lame.
circuitboynm 8
if it's black or gun metal grey I think you'll be ok...if it's white you're screwed, total chick car. Lol @ 13
dorito_danger 0
>.> My car is [gun-metal grey].
mexicutioner123 0
it is a girl car...
unclepester 0
it is a chick car, Ydi op
unclepester 0
it is a chick car, Ydi op
GodOfBeer 5
maybe its time to come out of the closet op
Carbonite 0
agree with some of the others here, it is a chick car.
kittykiller897 0
Hahahaha why the hell would you buy a VW Cabrio?
robnunzi 0
I wouldn't be caught dead in a cabrio