Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML
Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.
Tweety122888 0
I bet they don't have cars....
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Comments (212)
raymanbrint 0
Your FML should be, "Today, I realizes it took me a year to save up for a 9 year old car."
Jimboom 12
Well the joke is ultimately on them. It's not a girls car..... it's a hairdressers car!
xJRich5 3
tweety122888 you are one fugly b!tch.
Rick_S 3
Two ways to respond to this. First: "I know it's a girls car. It's for all the girls who'll be driving with me!", or second: "I know it's a girls car. I figured I'd be giving you girls so many rides, I'd need one."
RedPillSucks 33
WIN
123jeff456 0
It is!
perdix 31
You should **** all of your friends' girlfriends/wives just to show them that while you drive a girly car, you are really a macho non-gay manly man. That'll teach 'em to laugh at you, Sugar Buns ;) ! If you are such a limp-dick that it matters what your friends think, why didn't you ask them about what car to get during your year of saving up?
LSheehy 0
I'd SO do a guy in the back of his Cabrio. VW love! ...okay, maybe not IN the cabrio, space would be a mite tight. Perhaps next to it.
sourgirl101 29
Umm size does matter. That's why girls play with themselves using their "middle" finger. (:
doggone456 0
are there seriously boy and girl cars..anyways don't listen to ur friends be proud of the car, u paid for it with ur own $. :)
sourgirl101 29
Dude are you driving your wife's car? No? That's yours? Really? Put some of those hanging balls on it, to man it up. Or do they only do that on trucks?
perdix 31
Sourgirl, they're called Truck Nuts. If you put them on a car, they'll hang too low, drag on the ground and give off sparks -- kinda like mine do during sex! ;)
sourgirl101 29
Sparks you say? I bet it's like the 4th of July when you get busy!(: Was that a Roman candle going BOOM!? BTW your mind is crazy! The things you think of is truely amazing.(: Can't help but to jump on the band wagon.
to3_tag 0
last time a saw one of those trucks with "truck nuts" I went, bought a *****, and slapped it on the back of the truck with it..
lickmyjock 0
I got some of those truck nuts and they're blue. put em on the back of my white ford Taurus
Kanvis78 0
perdix, That is called elephantitus, when they drag during sex and all. :)
jaybird09 0
epic lol