Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
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Top comments
54754N4 14
wtf. didn't he see you when you talked about the scratches ?
MidnaLink 35
Geez, what a dick. Personally, I'd have enjoyed the Java and shut up.
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Comments (30)
Saraishi 25
* whose car "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" and, although not as common, "who has". So, "who's car" doesn't make sense grammatically.
LittleLittlered7 6
If he didn't see you until coffee, then you must've done the right thing and wrote a note. A verbal agreement for nonpayment isn't going to do anything unless MAYBE it was through text. Too ugly for coffee? I don't know. Stupid & petty, he probably was hoping for sex. Just exchange insurance and go w the estimate idea
lukian_fml 29
Pretty sure he meant "hot coffee" not coffee.
ColCyclone 17
this is exactly like the reddit post
soulreaper12296 28
Do you have any proof of the agreement such as text messages or anything?
Allie614032 34
...I don't get it? Were you talking on the phone before? If so, how did you get each other's numbers without seeing each other face to face?