Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
boating_guy 33
um....explain it to him? it's not that hard
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Comments (88)
nerdsgetmehot 23
That sucks! I had that happen to me, only it was my arms that fell asleep. And my alarm was going off. So I couldn't turn my alarm off!
the_Flirt 0
thnx :) 13
NvG439 0
dick
WiseGuy79 14
Shouldve offered him a drink n told him to STFU haha
seanreddog 4
Lean on me When you're not strong I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on
Eniiaffection 0
Just explain to him that your legs fell asleep. :)
nightELFassasin6 0
cool pict.... u look like a *****....
goingto_loseit 0
^LOL...
brittrawrr 0
lulzz
the_Flirt 0
not if the boss is an ass
Eniiaffection 0
Well I'm sure the boss would be able to tell the difference.
lortay2468_fml 0
and so? just a lecture your lucky that he didnt fire you for thinking you were drunk
robmoon 0
I wonder wat else was asleep down there
hockeyguy79 0
30- his dick didn't fall asleep. the reason his legs fell asleep is the exact opposite of what u though. all the blood rushed to something more important than his legs.
seanreddog 4
No, this is not simple. This thing you are speaking o,f "telling the truth" or whatever- Not Easy! rewuirements of such an act include a abundans of commoon sents and a series of impossible equations. And don't forget "Id tell you but then i'd have to kill you" applys in more places than 17.
authorkid 2
you didn't talk so he could tell the difference?