Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
boating_guy 33
um....explain it to him? it's not that hard
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Comments (88)
Igor_g5 0
Tell him you're not drinkin just "Sleepin" on the job.
flyboy5 0
wow just a talking to you got of easy if I was to come to work and not even be drunk but just hung over I would be fired on the spot and raped
unmadebed 0
That happened to me once but I ended up just falling down completely.I was not yelled at for being drunk at work but for being clumsy.
shittybeef2 0
HAHAHAHAHAH
lemonlimejuices 0
noo people can tell the truth, others just have a hard rime believing it.
Mijadorexoxo 0
i woulda been soo annoyed.
iWearTightPants 0
high 5! ^_____^ #56 I've fallen down b4 also xP but at school haha
djbrooke12345 0
ydi for being lazy....
Guillory24 0
the real FML woulda been..."my boss walked in, saw me stumbling claimed i was drunk and fired me!" thats an fml, not a lecture whoopdeedoo!!!
juwood 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's hilarious!!!