Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
boating_guy 33
um....explain it to him? it's not that hard
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dommdomm 0
that happened to me once when i was sleeping in the same position the whole night. when i jumped up to turn my alarm off i fell right on my face and i kept running into my dresser tv bed an basically everything BIG AND HEAVY in room. i cudnt stand up to save my life.
misty4555 0
that stinks
Irongam3r 0
Happened to me. I'm a lifeguard, and under 21. That *almost* did NOT go well.
jdortega 2
Oh no!!!!! What could you do in a situation like that? Oh yeah, say my legs are asleep
merrielp 13
I got drunk once when I worked at Walmart. BEST SHIFT EVER!!!!!