Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
At least you're not your own grandpa.
Mynxie 26
There isn't enough therapy and booze in the world to make that right.
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Comments (52)
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think I hear banjos.
Aba1212 4
What the hell?!?!
sweetpotato301 7
It's not necessarily just the weirdness that OP is annoyed about because, as people have pointed out, there are no blood relations involved. But it's selfish of the parents because, if things were to go wrong with OP's relationship and they got divorced, their parents would still be married and that would make everything incredibly difficult.
GhostFox 34
If the parents have a kid, the kid would simultaneously be OP's half sibling, step sibling, and sibling-in-law if I understand correctly. What a clusterfuck.
Taylor Caldwell 10
My mom started dating my boyfriends dad after we had been together, I know the pain. :(
Trish Mumford 7
taboo much?
thelittlem 15
"If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister. And then our kids...they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!"
ellenmellon 6
Did Drake Bell write this