Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What?
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Who are you?
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Instadrama
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Top comments
YUNOFML 16
That was his evil twin brother, obviously.
woainishamu 21
Take the espresso lane out of that relationship.
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Comments (138)
MakinMills 12
Whoop his &@$ in front of his "girl friend" haha
sulitak 27
and why doesn't this say my "now ex boyfriend"
SAgirl 23
Emm..... you mean ex boyfriend... right?
Shadown_fml 12
Props to him. He knows it's the only way to keep one of them eheheh
raheelyo 5
Little did she know- her boyfriend had a TWIN!
sig4life 18
"What, do I know you? Why yes you do, I am sorry but I got it checked out and it is herpes please go get tested" Than turn around and walk out. Good riddance to the ********.
shadow7x 10
should've got some hot coffee and poured it on his balls
kkrazyangel 16
Please tell me some coffee went soaring through the air!?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Why does this FML make me think of that old Shaggy song.....wasn't me.....ugh.
kemando 22
Should have just started spouting random personal information of his, so not only would the girl know you're telling the truth, but bob 3 tables over would have a new cell in his creepy "would do" contact list. Lol