Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (109)
DarkHelmet 10
You should be happy.. he was trying to cater to your new found needs
thew_fml 14
sat yes, and invite another guy
fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
klutzycleo 5
#47, there's nothing 'obvious' about it. If she's bi, she's attracted to both sexes. Like #19 said, that doesn't necessarily mean she wants multiple partners, or sexual encounters with both at the same time etc
MissPo3s 0
Second that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, that's like assuming all straight guys want multiple wives.
crowbar87 0
well unless she hooks up with a shemale she is going to need multiple partners or be miserable.
KasCiaYr 0
Wives? seriosly
KiaMaster 0
this is not so bad, it's when your bf wants a threesome with another dude, you have to look at.
imright24 0
Of course he did. If he didn't say it, you'd be an idiot to think he wasn't thinking it.
Zosiaaa 0
No such thing as being bisexual...
hahaalolz 0
I hope to god ur joking...
anorexicbarbie 8
A lot of girls claim they're bisexual but when it comes to actually doing something with a girl, they chicken out.
hahaalolz 0
lol 26 are u being sarcastic? and what bout when guys are bi? do they all just claim to be and then chicken out?
crashtest1205 0
IMHO bi-sexuality is just a fad... look how many 14 year old girls claim to be bi-sexual, that's just a generalization as it extends to older/younger girls buuut nonetheless alot of teenage girls say they're "bi" because it's cool, or something like that... I think you can be born either gay or straight, true bi-sexuality is just curios people experimenting
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
23 - Chris Rock reference? "You either suck dick or you do not suck dick"
radmuffin 12
It doesn't mean she wants both at the same time dumbass.
starile 20
Um... what?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#47 I knew I was bi at a young age-- when I was 14, I found myself attracted to a girl. I also knew that I was still attracted to boys as well. That was 7 years ago, before bisexuality was (as you claim it is) a "fad."
thew_fml 14
so cute. like bissexuality wasn't common a decade or a century ago
xshadyshadow 0
Really, 23?? Educate yourself THEN speak. Of course it's become a fad, which I hate. Which is the only reason, Bisexuals get a bad rap, ugh. Posers! But never exclude those who are serious.
Lord_of_0 4
Wishy-washiness about sexual orientation IS bisexuality. If they like both, they're bi. Simple as that.
ShadowBlade25 0
I think the way the OP told her guy really changes this. If she told him, "I have been with women and I thought you should know because I love you and wish to be with you." Then his response could be taken as insensitive. However, if she just casually mentioned, "Oh, by the way, I am bisexual.", what kind of response was she expecting? Was she asking permission to cheat on him hoping it was OK if it was with women? Oh also, How he made his remark also matters. If he opened up to her with a fantasy, just laying it on the table in case she was interested, he cannot be blamed for seizing an opportunity. All that said, I cannot think of many guys who would not try to find SOME way to work that question in after this info was revealed. Just not possible. We like the concept.
crissaegrim 0
Why would you not want a 3some?
UrLiFsuX 4
I don't see the problem, it seems like you would jump on the chance if you were truly bisexual.
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
Maybe she doesn't want to share her boyfriend. Bisexual means liking both sexes, it doesn't not mean wanting a damn threesome. I hate people like you that think just because someone is bi, that they want guys and girls at the same time. Some do, but most people wanting a true realtionship don't.
englishhottiexx 0
wouldn't it be with another girl not another boy? because then she'd be having sex with a boy and a girl?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#60 Exactly. Some bisexual people are strictly monogamous (myself included). I consider having a threesome to be cheating. I'm into guys, I'm into girls, but I'm not into being with both at the same time.
QWERTYCommander 5
So? Your boyfriend accepts it. How is this an FML?