Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
Elksy 0
How is that supportive? After struggling to share something personal to her boyfriend, his first response is, "Oh, cool, so will you fulfill one of my sexual fantasies?"
jenlynn86 0
I don't see what the problem is....?
FYLwindowlicker 0
I'm in love!
schalk 12
Most men can hardly satisfy 1 woman so what the hell will they do with 2?
FYLwindowlicker 0
Have the cake and eat it too! I'm sorry for you because of the fact that apparently you can not find a man who can satisfy you. One word.. Om Nom Nom
schalk 12
Bloody hell you're so stupid you can't even count to 3? Please leave the trolling to the pro's rookie. 3 words : I'm a guy. Let's check your profile... and I quote "I'm always up for making new friends". Yes insulting strangers on the internet is a great way to do that. Now run away little kitten
FYLwindowlicker 0
Let's see, starting with you stating your a 'guy' and most men can't satisfy even 1 woman is basically calling yourself out as an underachiever. I will troll as a pro when u act and perform as a man. So basically I'm doomed DOOMED I say to never be a pro troll :( Om Nom Nom. Run along little puppy
DankAssKeefSlump 0
What do you expect? Get over it!
robc32ca 4
what you were hoping he'd dump you instead?
chasadilla 0
all dudes dreams involve 3somes really what did you expect, hey wanna 3some or a 178some
FYLwindowlicker 0
OP, I think your BF question was valid an justified. He deserves better than you for thinking this is a FML. I hope you choke on muff!
sk8erd 15
why is this an Fml?!? he's supporting ur sexulality
Nickolazx 0
LOLOL I am really sorry, but that's exactlly what i would have said haha.
angelofmusic89 11
As a bisexual I have had this occur many times with my previous boyfriends. They wanted a threesome with me and my best friend who I have had sex with but I won't do it. Threesomes aren't my thing. I like boys and girls but I don't want to see my boyfriend doing my best friend and I know I won't want to see another girl doing anything to him. I'm sorry OP that you have a dick-wad of a boyfriend who can't think with the proper head.
EvilDave 13
In other words, you want permission to cheat on your boyfriends.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#198 Being bisexual isn't something people use as an excuse to cheat on a significant other.
angelofmusic89 11
I have NEVER cheated on one of my boyfriends (or girlfriends for that matter) with another girl or another boy. I am 100% loyal and if I have the urge to be with a girl when I have a boyfriend or a boy when I have a girlfriend I do not follow through on it.