Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my raving lunatic mother screamed at me for being "disrespectful", threatened to not pay for my college, swore at me, and accused me of having multiple personality disorder, all in rapid succession. This was provoked by me sneezing. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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bheaze 20
To be honest, sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one.
ragnarok1540 39
It seems a career in psychiatry or psychology is not in your future ... In all seriousness, you are lucky to be out of that relationship; with such anger issues, it could easily have become abusive, if it was not already so.
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Comments (52)
ShleeG 23
A simple "gesundheit" would have sufficed
Pentium_4 27
that specific sneeze could be described as an "anti-psychotic"
bethanyelise 11
As being somebody who deals with emotional/mental problems literally on a daily basis I can emphasise and associate with this girl. Note 'blind rage', this girl was in no control over what she said and I bet now severely regrets it. Emotional and mental problems are very often swept under the carpet and avoided by most. Don't get me wrong, I can see why. I never understand why my partner stays with me. However, he does and because of that I am (excruciatingly slowly) getting better or at least understanding more. If OP is not strong enough to manage a relationship with such problems then leaving is the best option otherwise it'd be poisonous for both involved. If an understanding is developed of her needs and issues, a Dr is introduced into the mix and there's love (true love) from both sides (not the Dr mind) then things aren't always as final as they seem. I'm open to everyone's interpretation to this situation and do not wish to antagonise or argue, I'm merely basing my opinion upon myself. :)
Mynxie 26
You might want to reread the post. He was trying to help her and she dumped him. read more carefully next time to avoid looking like a fool.
bethanyelise 11
Yes thank you. I know exactly what the post said and what I said in my message, if you wish to reread it, is that if he isn't strong enough then to get out and that she probably regretted saying it. thank you for making me feel like a twat. appreciate it. nasty little message there.
PhoenixChick 26
Thoughtful comment there. As long as no one stays in the relationship out of guilt, it can work. In general though, every partner has to make sure they are taking care of themselves. No shame in not being able to roll with serious mental issues. It may be the healthiest thing for OP to walk away. Sometimes that is what propels someone to get professional help they need.
hannah_dl 11
"this girl was in no control over what she said and I bet now severely regrets it" Bet you wouldn't say that about a wife-beater that regrets it every time he or she beats their partner. Abuse is abuse and it should never be tolerated, even if it's supposedly not in the person's control. Which it definitely is.
Steve97 32
Geez what a psycho. Glad she decided to rage quit the relationship before it ended up getting abusive.
Mynxie 26
Maybe it was for the best. Who knows how long before it became physical and she attacked you.
ghostinthebarn 3
Sorry OP, I know how you feel. Something similar happened to me, except mine had crossed the line into being a bit abusive, not physically but still. I was sad for a bit but realized I'm much better off without her. It sounds like you're much better off without this relationship as well, good luck.
worldclassrager 41
Well that didn't blow over well
TyroneLeBron 24
As to paraphrase one of my favourite videos: "Look what you did, Ron!" "Oh I'm not allowed to sneeze?"
ChibiChick25 8
This sounds like win instead of an FML.
pandalover69 26
Wow and I thought I had anger issues. My boyfriend has a nagging cough because of his asthma, and it annoys the ever loving shit out of me. But I would never dump him over it, that's just insane.