Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I was crossing the street and did a full on faceplant. The reason? I pinched a nerve in my foot a couple of days ago, and now it’s completely useless. It’s like walking around with a dead foot. I think I’d be better off hopping on one. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
Capitan 15
At least your strong enough to train hard. That's more than most of us can say. I'm sure you will bounce back!
persianchick 13
Don't worry about it, accidents happen, you'll heal (:
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Comments (42)
fpants2010 18
Ouch - feel better soon OP! :)
Tarlachia 33
YOLO: you only lifted once...and ouch!
MisterEx 28
Keep walking straight then to the left. There is a door with a green sign above it. On said sign you can see a picture of a stick figure running and an arrow in front of him. Use that door.
Tarlachia 33
It seems no one got the subtle reference. "You only lifted [the swimsuit] once." Ha ha Ha?
gopi_fml 23
take some time off. And then get back to train harder. Doesn't matter how did u get that injury but how hard u gonna train again. hope u feel better. .
tony1891 22
hooray for sports illustrated swimsuit models.
FieldLeftBlank 20
The moral of the story is that you should obviously sunbathe nude.
tdawg91 17
I can empathise with this, I used to be a competitive swimmer and play rugby union injury free, I put my neck out rolling over to turn my alarm off
deathshead 19
and people say sports are dangerous. obviously everything we do is dangerous time to huddle up in a corner afraid to do anything until I wither away to nothing and die of dehydration.
jaymecarterr 21
Well put it this way, you'll probably still be able to sit in the sun doing nothing even if you're injured :)
LycanGod 27
swimsuits are a dangerous tool. handle with care lol
MRSwick2525 23
Um, do you know what you are commenting on?
jqmalang 17
Well damn