Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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Comments (154)
CptZoe 10
*Insert generic divorce him line*. Seriously though, I hope he was joking around. Noone deserves to be spoken to like that!
ctlnaaia71 8
I really don't think your life sucks or you deserve it, but I am sure the jerk sucks. If you lost 20 pounds, you're surely looking good, so go get somebody new. Maybe you can lose 180 pounds or more, once you dump his ass!
htownpostman 16
He probably thought your bad disposition had to do with your appearance. Most people change their attitude when they start looking better..
yogima 6
That is so evil! You deserve better than that scumbag.
blondie2476 9
Screw him you deserve better obviously
DocBastard 40
You should NEVER lose weight for someone else. That's a perfect recipe for failure and regaining the weight (plus more, often). The only reasons to lose weight are for yourself and your health. The next thing you should lose is your asshole. I mean husband. No, I meant asshole.
afairshake 8
Lol that was put perfectly agree fully
SummerTime69 5
He'll be sorry when other guys start looking your way!
sirpantselot 22
Who the **** does that guy think he is? You shouldn't speak that way to your mortal enemy, no less a spouse. Sounds like you should never do anything "to please your husband" ever again.
oomph_fml 25
Sounds like your man's being a bit of a jerk. You should comment on what he needs to improve, see how he feels then. If he does do it then tell him to work on his shitty attitude next. You should be proud for losing such a decent amount of weight!
williamcarter93 13
Although that was rude of the husband, for all we know OP's personality did suck. People are so quick to always attack one person over the other, as if his insulting her somehow means she has a personality of gold, when that may not always be the case.
wildsweetchild 19
There's two things a man shouldn't complain about..his car and his wife..he chose them himself. No matter what kind of personality OP has, her husband knew what he's getting when he was marrying her, so he has no right to treat her that way, especially if she's trying to do things to satisfy him in the first place.
TexasRandi 1
I don't care if she has the personality of cardboard he, presumably, knew her before they were married. Personality isn't like physical appearance that might change. He's an asshole. It'd be the equivalent of him shaving & her saying well that's great now if you could just make your dick bigger.
abbehleigh 1
Divorce