Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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Comments (154)
JoeGrant 12
Do what makes you happy. If he thinks your personality sucks then find somebody else. No one needs that in their life.
thereseg69 7
What an asshole
CJsSkitty 3
Do I sense a hypocrite for a husband possible? At least as far as personality goes.
sweetcatastroph3 9
You kidding me? How did this FYL? You're 20 pounds thinner, more power to you! Divorce his ass, take the house, the car and the kids (if you have any) and find yourself someone better. Or just be alone. Sometimes the single life is better than the married life. Marriages are only good if you can't fully support yourself financially. But that's just my opinion, of course.
punkgurl1987 6
Divorce
mandyk5918 12
What an ass
Twisted_Angel 17
you should have turned and said "Honey that's not true. So does my husband." and walked out of the room.
iChel413 6
I would try marriage counseling. Congrats on the weight loss (: it's good for you.
skullofdarkness 18
Good job loosing the 20 pounds. Now I think it's time to lose the jack ass husband. You can do better... Regardless your age, even if you're 90 you can still get a better guy than that... Although I'd doubt you're that old.
doglover100 29
Congrats for loosing the weight. I'd divorce him.