Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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Top comments
xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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wildsweetchild 19
If we change something because of somebody, usually when that somebody is gone or if we have an argument with them, we go straight back to our old selves prior to change. Never change because of somebody, change because of yourself..and never let anybody disrespect you, even if it's your husband, because the truth is if he loved you for who you are he wouldn't be a douge bag he's being. Plus since you've manage to lose 20 lbs, nothing keeps you from losing him.
Connect 10
What a douche! Time to get a new husband.
ilovecandie 0
K.I.S.S.I.N.G? More like D.I.V.O.R.C.E
SunTzu2 9
First and most important is that you've done something positive for yourself and can be proud of what you achieved. He obviously has a very nasty and hurtful character. I'd loose him too if I were you
skip_m 6
Tell him you will no longer suck, and let him figure it out.
breathemein 10
He should love you for who you are. You don't need to change for him. If he doesn't, then leave
Factor_fml 6
He's probably trying to put you down because he feels threatened. You must be looking hot now, and he hasn't changed, so he works on making sure you never get an idea that you might do better than him.
muldrowe 6
Dump his ass
obviousboy 8
You married a ******' winner.
bettyc4 26
Kick him right in the balls then take his credit card and go have a spa day. You earned it.