Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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zombiekiller52 24
Well it's better then walking in on them.
cebsvt 14
Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin
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Comments (38)
kile25 17
I laughed more than i should have to this fml is okay OP everything will be better lol
ThreeSheets 14
Priceless- I laughed way too hard!! Get them a hotel Do Not Disturb sign for the door.
drakesbabygirl 10
we talking bout balls deep in looove
UltJan 11
It was disgusting of your dad to say that, ugh!!
devans00 14
I hope you got 2 clues OP. 1) your parents have their own lives that don't revolve around the kids. 2) call ahead, don't just drop by Respect the boundaries
saint_007 3
You should have called first.
BloodyGlass 10
Well, when they call and ask why you haven't visited, just tell them, "I didn't want to stop by while dad was balls deep." X)
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
"the cringes", starfire.