Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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Top comments
larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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Comments (86)
cthulhu1138 1
Sounds kinky.
jailbot 7
But if you haven't noticed her crazy then what is the problem? Stolen identity aside, she is still your girlfriend.
avcureton_101 0
OMG that is hi-larious!! wow that really sucks though, but more funny than not!
containsnosoy 0
So what? That doesn't change your relationship. I mean, she could have never confessed, as many many many other people in the world would do. Besides, almost everyone has a ******* mental problem these days, or think they do.
deucebrew 0
The real question is this... Does she f*ck so good you're on top of it?
Masculino 0
Dude, that sucks.. Try this so cheer you up: http://8abf799d.tinybucks.net Free stuff, so you don't threw away $3000 for nothing. Pretend you used it on those free stuff from that website ;)
kukopia 0
N E I . . Not Enuff Info . . . LOTS missing; How does it cost $3,000 to move in with someone?!? Are you moving across the country? Have you actually met her?!?!? Or are you getting a place for the 2 of you to live together? Is she currently a mental patient or is she telling you about her past? If current, is she on medication?? Is the identity you know her as the one she stole or her real one? You have NO ****** way to know when she's lying to you. Why assume the ID theft story is the truth?!? If she's got 2 IDs, are you doing a 3-way with them?!?!
skyeyez9 25
run away as fast as you can
kisseshugsdrugs 5
wow, this is insane..but probably not as much as your girlfriend is haha lame. but OP how did you not notice this?
Emperor_Jim 0
Was the other identity hot? Dude, three-way!