Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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Top comments
soccergurrll 8
Oh shit.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation
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klovemachine 24
The OP painted a beautiful picture with her words :D
D1323 0
All that hard work right down the drain :(
Raineraine93 0
red bull, bro. no *****.
williamcarter93 13
where did you get that username from?
krewer21 1
Sister, seriously you had no clue the caffeine wasn't going to hurt you? What, you some sugar spun princess that had no clue? Gee Snow White, get over yourself,
zandalee 20
44; I just read your comment in a Billy Connelly voice. I'm afraid. Very afraid
nmx2 2
Billy Connelly? More like Justin Bieber. Yeah, #44's comment sounds pretty natural read in a Justin Bieber voice, and comes off something like this: "some chick posted a story about something funny that happened to her on a humor website! She must think she's better than me! Wahhhhh!"
Roflsauruz 12
Next time, take Imodium if you have to. I believe it would have taken a RIDICULOUS amount of coffee/caffeine to produce massive/explosive laxative-style side effects like those, so if you drank that much... YDI.
t_raw1234 11
I hate op's name.
StayClassyLassy 6
Same here. The Op clearly doesn't recognize real talent.
crazy_loner 25
Same here.
zuzupetalsYO 11
"into the toilet" psh *quiver
k80eh20s 1
Coffee is a natural laxative