Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
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UnluckyAzn 0
Why leave ur wallet in the bag?
irishlassie731 0
You deserve it for leaving your personal belongings in a freakin taxi, especially your wallet. Moron.
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Comments (147)
MooKee 0
haa sorry
JambaJew28 0
Why do you care it was only notes
ToastyXD 0
The OP is from the UK so notes over their doesn't mean notes like over here in Canada and USA. Notes are a form of currency for them in a paper form. He was probably going to go to go get a pound or quids.
ReyEr9412 0
Thanks 132 for explaining something so blindingly obvious. #2 must be wearing sunglasses.
capslockisgood 19
136 - He may not be from the UK and it is possible to see through sunglasses.
booze_n_bitches 37
"A pound or quids" makes no sense in England, but good effort for currency translation. Also "going to go to go get": I think you need a proof reader.
soccerstar6115 0
Ooooo ya that ducks
UnluckyAzn 0
Why leave ur wallet in the bag?
WaffleRain 0
It's not that bad [unless the notes were that important]... It's better than losing money and credit cards in my opinion.
ToastyXD 0
OP is from UK.... Notes=currency... currency=money I'm not sure what type of notes he had though cause I'm not entirely sure what value of notes there are...
chaos753159 4
I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!! but he means notes as in money not like things you study from
TXjuggalo972 6
bahaha
colster 0
You should have just rounded up to the next dollar and given him a tip geeze
lottiebearx 10
so you're saying give him a tenner for a £5 taxi journey? or a 50 quid note for a £20? i don't freakin think so, no taxi service is worth that much tip - especially since the fares are painfully expensive anyway.
fmlAllStar7274 0
haha retarted stuff
Komatose 0
Damn. that sux. And it leaves me with no funny comments. Was it the cabbie whoa took it? Damn cabbies...
wutupbruh 0
#5, notes as in dollar bills (paper money) haha
collegeshmollege 0
He only said you had to leave your bag in the car, you could have been a smartass and taken what you actually might want back out of it.... Probably the smarter thing to do next time.