Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I was mortified when I went to the doctor for what I thought was an allergic reaction rash and turned out to just be a bad carpet burn from rough sex, on my back and my ass cheeks. The doctor was visibly trying not to laugh. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
"Hey girl, want to see my man bits?"
UberDood777 0
Shitty luck dude just wait everybody gets their time sooner or later
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Comments (93)
MakaPaka_fml 0
this fml wouldve been awesome if the doctor yelled "OH MY GOD YOUR BALLS ARE RED!" ahh primary school paraodieees
i_heart_boobies 0
wait u had a rash on ur ******?
Guerilla8 0
YDI for saying man bits.
ShallowWerewolf 0
these fmls are annoying why is everyone saying their life is ****** cuz they cant get sex? Im 15 and a virgin and honestly I couldnt care less grow the **** up and get some friends
AliceC_fml 3
the "man bits" part just made my day. thank you, FML. Also, wow, OP. I would say "they're called condoms" but apparently you're getting laid anyway... so it's obviously not an STD. sex isn't everything...just hang out with friends instead.
AliceC_fml 3
*NOT getting laid :p sorry for my typo, Grammar Nazis
imakeubleed 0
lol you said "man bits" lol
littlemissxtc 0
and the reason u don't have a girlfriend is because u have a rash!! nasty!!
PhillyFox 0
Why does everyone think their life is ****** just because they're not getting laid?
buttonface 0
You're fat and 12. *shrug*
madskillz3088 0
43...FTW!!
pabloinbama 0
sad