Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found an eviction notice at the apartment my boyfriend and I share. I always give him my share of the rent, and he pays it. Or so I thought. He’s been using our rent money to shower his side chick with gifts and expensive dinners. The worst part? The girl is my 18 year-old sister. He’s 34. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Top comments
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let your sister know what kind of person he is. If she was aware of his intent with the video then you know what kind of person she is too. Your roommate sounds abusive, vindictive and entitled.
Nick_Pat91 9
Um, were you trying to say 'At least it WASN'T a video of .... ' ?
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Comments (60)
sarcasmismyno1 22
Seriously? Who the hell does shit like that? He's going to come back in his next life as a slug or something equally gross. Be sure to tell your sister about this. It definitely qualifies as revenge **** and he could be brought up on charges.
StarkWolf_fml 23
go all Lorena Bobbit & cut his balls off
Etweens96 25
You should show your sister and you need to get this guy far away from you and your family as soon as possible. I'm sorry you had to go through that OP
manuwish 9
tell your sister, press charges against him and make sure to get a restraining order to keep him away from you and your family..he sounds like one sick psycho, be glad nothing happened while you were roommates, and you managed to rid him from the premises..take care OP
9a_z1 11
Maybe you should forward it to his mother so she can see what an utter failure her son has turned out to be.
Tyrax 16
Definitely talk to your sister about it. If she didn't know she was being filmed, that's something she needs to know. Depending on your sister's age, that could get troublesome. Plus, I doubt she wanted you to see it even if she knew she was being filmed. Let her deliver Pissed Female Justice. If you knew what he was intending with it, she's a bitch too.
creditless 14
total dick move. ur sis should sue on the grounds of that being indirect revenge ****
SubaruWRXSTI 16
How is that a good way of getting back at you though, it's not like you can control who your sister wants to sleep with.
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Thats a good point.
plutonis 6
Savage
mermaidgirle 12
No, the ex roommate is just a douchecanoe.
neversurrender96 11
Thank god im not the only person who always sleeps with my roomate's sister and records it just in case...